How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
there was a fight in the cafeteria today because somebody got 100+ on flappy bird and announced it to the entire place so naturally everyone tried to beat the score and there was this guy who nearly beat the score but he didn’t and he got so pissed he tried to throw his phone at the wall but it hit someone else instead and they started to shove and punch each other and the moral of the lesson is to never install flappy bird
shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade
my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it