retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

(Source: someoneaverage)

pospiscal:

the ok wall of china

(Source: popiscle)

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs)

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

❝ yo what up nerd ❞

that-titan-has-a-nice-ass:

bowlcutking:

The sky

I can’t fucking believe this you just used something so lame I-

this is why we need to be friends

Nice